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		<title>Chukka Boot Rides High</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At last, The Shoewhorse takes a pair of shoe to the extreme. That&#8217;s right, horse on horse action&#8230;
 Yeah, kinda gross. Everyone knows horse peckers are bigger than baseball bats and spit whole pints of goodness at a time, but this ain&#8217;t like that. I took a pair of Vans&#8217; Chukka Boots on an horseback [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/139</link>
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		<title>Clip Clop Saves the Day!!</title>
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We&#8217;ve been down with a staggering case of Equine Polysaccharide Storage Myopathy for so f.ing long that we almost high-(and silken)-tailed it to that great carrot orgy in the sky, but then Clip Clop wrote in and saved the day! 
He writes: 
I bought these a long time ago at Ross for like $20, more [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/136</link>
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		<title>Adidas Dakota</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m a marathon skateboarder. This doesn’t mean that I skate 26.2 miles at a time, pushing along like a blind idiot until my nipples are bleeding from the constant rubbing against my shirt and I’ve thrown up a sandwich from two weeks ago, I’m just really into covering ground on my skateboard.

The love affair began [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/132</link>
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		<title>Progress Report: Duffs Gambler</title>
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I had this whole intro worked out in my head where I was going to compare the venerable Duffs Gamblers to Steven Segal, in the sense that they are/were both hard to kill. Silly, right?

The whole dumb idea reminded me of a professor I had in college named Alan Dumas. I was a student of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/127</link>
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		<title>Shoes on Holiday</title>
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You can&#8217;t go on vacation without shoes. (Or can you?)
And you can&#8217;t take 1,600 vacation pictures without accidentally catching your shoes in a few of them. Besides, shoes want  something to remeber their travels just as much as the rest of us.Rod Laver and Reebok ready to pound brick and cobblestone. Europe is not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/123</link>
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		<title>Sperry Slip-Ons Be Damned</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently I had to throw out the Sperry slip-ons that, as faithful reader(s) will recall, were a gift of fate. For the third time while wearing them without socks I was visited by a nasty heat rash.

The first time this happened it was 100+ degrees out, and wearing canvas slip-ons sock-less seemed prudent to me. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/109</link>
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		<title>We are not dead.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve just been enjoying a long nap. We do sleep standing up though, no joke. It&#8217;s so we can run away quick if there&#8217;s danger. We live pampered city lives, however, and usually just wake up and pee immediately. Sometimes it splashes on our feet and makes us giggle!

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		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/106</link>
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		<title>The Poetry of Crap Commerce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know who our web guy frisked fondly, but we get some of the best junk mail in the www. To be more accurate, we get some of the best junk mail subject lines; I don&#8217;t read the cow poo inside. Take a gander, it sounds like a poetry slam:

Cripple
Unaffected Undesirable Underclass
Friar Forbidden Prankster
Manned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/105</link>
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		<title>Bursting out of the Southgate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This horse is in it to win!

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		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/103</link>
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		<title>Trading Tip From Job Norton</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This came in an email titled, &#8220;goddess skateboarder&#8221;:
Trading Alert! We told you to WATCH AGAO and now its [SIC] up again today. Get AGAO first thing on Monday, this is going to explode next 2-3 days!!! 
Better late than never. Thanks, Job (you spammy twit).

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		<link>http://www.shoewhorse.com/mane/archives/102</link>
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