We sure like this Swedish steed’s style. So aggressive. They must put something in the hay up there. Oh, and here’s something for all our detractors.

Right?

What’s another word for young goat minus one d?

Items! We just posted an interview with professional skateboarder Patrick Melcher. Click or look left. Plus, there’s been a birth in the stable! The colt’s name is Clip Clop. Once his mother licks him clean, he’ll be cold reviewin’ with a gangsta lean.

Non?

Have you ever seen this guy’s slip-ons!?

This makes us wish we could hold Magic Markers in our hooves. And this blows our minds. Atchley! Checkered Vans! Freestyle Fellowship! Neigh no more!

The Shoewhorse loves spring. A time of rebirth and renewal when flowers bloom big and bright, and my butt dumplings smell more like fresh green grass than smoldering dung.

In keeping with the spirit of spring, the Shoewhorse has entered a state of rebirth and renewal. As you can see, I’ve taken my brood and left the stuffy (though cozy) stable of Fran Magazine and now run and graze the infinite pastures of www.shoewhorse.com. Updates will be blowing in the wind like dandelion spores, rest assured.

Feed Bag and I are working overtime on a trio of features. We’ll be taking a look at some of the slip-on shoes that have flooded the market recently.

We’re also working on a collection of mid-height shoe reviews and a tribute to skate shoes (new and old) that have little-to-no puffiness.

We’re making hooves out of epoxy, too, but you wouldn’t be interested in that … would you?

It’s been a rather aggressive and wickedly cold winter here in Chicago, and as such the Shoewhorse has been doing a shitton more chilling than skateboarding. This hasn’t been all bad because, as you can read about below, Globe sent me some cozy house shoes. (Read on …)

It’s been a grueling summer for the Shoewhorse. Whereas a real horse needs a new pair of shoes every fifty miles or so, the Shoewhorse needs at least four new pairs each season, and this summer has been downright dismal! (Read on …)