Hoofin’ It: New York City
A Shoewhorse Photo-Odyssey
New York is dirtier than a dead Clydesdale’s bloated colon. It’s gross. If your hands aren’t under a faucet trying to wick away the grime of 8 million farts then your finger is up your nose dislodging cakes of grime-infused mucous.
In fact, the city is so dirty it makes pigeons seem clean.
Somehow this sailor kept his uniform clean for Fleet Week
I skated through Central Park with this daredevil. She sure was cookin’!
Hoofin’
Fucking trash everywhere at all times. Though I did find a delicious half-apple in one of these bags. That “Gettin’ a Dell, dude” guy was sleeping in this box. I had to wrestle him for the piece of fruit.
Lights from the window of an expensive taxi.
The art of Billy Dee
The art of some other guy
Fin
