You can’t go on vacation without shoes. (Or can you?)

And you can’t take 1,600 vacation pictures without accidentally catching your shoes in a few of them. Besides, shoes want something to remeber their travels just as much as the rest of us.Rod Laver and Reebok ready to pound brick and cobblestone. Europe is not well paved.

After Rod Laver takes a bike ride through the streets of Amsterdam there’s nothing like…

…a little chillaxing at Vondell Park. (Stoned.)

Reebok tries some hot-dogging to get the attention of a Norwegian Orange Converse. But Converse isn’t paying attention, and instead making out with some Australian Checkered Vans.

Rod Laver, on the other hand, finds himself in a multi-ethnic orgy in Zagreb.

Art heals the wounds of spurned love for Reebok.

Way too many Tevas on vacation, never enough Dachshunds.

Rod in Prague getting Pilsner Uquell and Absinthe spilled on him.

Woooaaahahaa, what kind of trip is this!

Made it all the way up these castle stairs!

Sweet Relief! After much whining and a couple of blisters, Reebok gets sent home in favor of the comfort of a Czech Puma.

Look in the bottom left corner! Isn’t New York City dirty?

Shoes eye view in Croatia.